Ubermas 2013

Operation Kill Kringle. A seasonal radio program created by villains for villains. Put together by Agent Wraith. This year's episode, Kill Kringle 2, is now available to listen to and for download at this link.

Time travel, radio commercials, and multiverse antics means if you have trouble following what's going on, just let it wash over you. It'll make sense eventually. Maybe.

ENJOY.

What Have I Done?

Lately here at the labs, we've been trying to take account of all the wonderful things others have been involving me in or have done with a little bit of inspiration from me. Two things have stood out tremendously.

Firstly, a comic has started which tells the continuing tales of retired supervillain: The White Skull.

What does this have to do with me? Haha, I'm glad I imagined you asked.

KAPOW

So, support me by supporting a comic about Skully and click this link to read some wonderful:
'The White Skull: Model Citizen'

Secondly, ROBOTS.

I know I’ve linked to these videos on the social networking sites, but considering my last video, I think it’s time I highlighted this here on the blog so everyone can be made aware of it.

Some time ago, The Overlord, owner of another super villain blog, Minion Stew, gained inspiration from my work on Olivr and created her own robot to help around the lair.



I have to admit, the design is very similar to my Olivr, even the unexpected mishap of the robot coming out a bit too nice.



They do seem to be growing on each other, though.

Now, with Shell-E’s existence, along with reports I’ve been getting of robots in production, I want to make it very clear that I am pleased to see the growing representation of robot help online. Everyone could use a robot around the house to help out with things, and I want to give credit to such progress.

So I’m putting out a call.

Build robots. Grow their numbers. They are truly the future. Just remember to leave their wireless signal unencrypted so I can ‘inspect’ them from here. Or, at the very least, send me pictures of your creations! Olivr and I love to see what we inspire, and maybe, if you’re talented enough, we’ll showcase your work here for all to see.

Happy building!

(Don’t forget to follow the Overlord. She’s got a good sense of humor. You can find her on her blog or on twitter)

Roaming Eye of Doom Episode 2

Well, I promised I'd post more of this as it developed.
Since, you know, I'm all involved and stuff.
And things here at the labs are way behind schedule.


The Roaming Eye of Doom: Episode Two from Eddie Danger on Vimeo.


It's a short one, I know.
Fury and the Eye's story will continue, though. They might even make their own site for you to follow!
I'll be sure to remind you about it every time they get some PERFECTLY WORKING TECHNOLOGY from me. Till then, follow their vimeo and youtube.

Now I just need to figure out what the hell went wrong with the Rubber Band. Can't have anymore negative customer reviews on the online store.

COMING SOON: Another episode of "Ask the Professor"
COMING NOT SO SOON: Even more adventures!

Roaming Eye of Doom Episode 1

It seems villainy on the internets have been going through quite a bit of interesting mayhem, and I keep finding myself in the middle of it.

Last month, of course, saw my accidental involvement in a whole holiday fiasco. My preparations for Claus's arrival leading directly to some major happenings on Agent Wraith's internet radio program.

This time, it seems the folks over at the Roaming Eye of Doom (who still haven't let me into their exclusive facebook club, what's up with that?) have been going through a bit of an adventure, which I will attempt to put in order here for you all.

The latest video of their adventure, released today, will show you exactly how I got mixed up into this. It seems some of the Eye's top agents have gone missing and everyone's on the case:


The Roaming Eye of Doom: Episode One from Eddie Danger on Vimeo.


So, Blackheart and Baroness go missing, and Fury calls for my aid. I do all that work getting them a brand new, untested piece of EXPENSIVE equipment, and not only does he not pay attention to my instructions, he STEALS MY DELIVERY ROBOT.

Now, if you want to know what happened to Blackheart and the Baroness, they put together a video that shows their end of the adventure:



All of Fury's hard work for nothing it seems. Except to get his thieving butt into trouble.

But, I hear you wondering, why would Lord Malignance (friend of Obsidian Labs) mess with Fong and the Eye (also friends of the Labs)? The Eye has an answer:



...oh just great. Love.

Don't you fools know that only leads to stupidity and pain? One must avoid it at all costs, or else you find yourself tangled in some spider-themed villainess's web wondering how you're going to get down in time to watch your telenovelas.

...not that I know anything about that...

...ahem.

Congratulations to Captain Blackheart and the Baroness for their engagement, by the way.

If you want to see more of the Roaming Eye of Doom's adventures in Superhero mocking, or Lord Malignance's adventures in being Lord Malignance, check out the links below. Until next time, kids. I'll try to post more of this tale as it develops.

The Roaming Eye of Doom's Vimeo
Eye Station 19's Youtube
Fury and Fong's Youtube
Lord Malignance's Youtube
You can also track down most of these filmmakers/villains on the Facebook.

United?

While I wait for the NYCC coverage to be edited, and while I slowly put together the next bit of my time-travel saga, yet another video has entered the stage.

Some time ago, I was asked very nicely by Octavius Fong's kids over at the Roaming Eye of Doom to do a little something for their Villains United video. It seems all the internet villains were going to show solidarity in their mocking internet superheroes.

This is what they came up with:


Now what does this teach us?

That there are some online who are willing to ignite their own house.
That the Roaming Eye of Doom hosts a kickass dance party.
I'm pretty sure they're implying that they have a volcano lair (I'm a little jealous, I just have a hole that leads to the Earth's mantle covered up with a piece of plywood).
Pistols and revolvers are the weapon of choice of hot chicks and stylish men with tricorner hats.
That Fong looks A-DORABLE in that little hat on the swing.

Valuable lessons, all.

But I hear you. You're yelling at your computer screen right now:
"But Professor! This is a video for the Real-Life communities! You never do that stuff, you're fictional!"

A) Shut up, I am exactly 100% as real as Batman.

See? Real.
B) The Roaming Eye of Doom has been doing quite well in the entertainment aspect of villainy, and I have enough respect for that to be willing to help out.
3) I knew I could make that point in my piece and have it respected (and it was).

Now, of course, they couldn't use my full clip, because I shot too much and it needed to fit the video's flow. If, however, you would like to see the entirety of what my camera droids recorded, I am more than happy to oblige. Enjoy!



Until next time!
(P.S.: Bar Harbor Batman, you are so awesome. If I'm ever in your area, we are dance battling.)